Thursday, March 02, 2006

Suspect descriptions

When one swears out a warrant against someone, one must enter a description of the suspect. In earlier blogs, I have pointed out funny things like a victim listing the client's occupation as "my drug dealer. "

Today I noticed a very interesting one: apparently my 5'1" client weighs 485 pounds and has "nappy fried" hair. Hmmm, I think the complainant is a little miffed at my client- because my client supposedly chased her down the street and jumped a fence to get at her.

Please, picture that.

I think "Nappy fried" could be my favorite phrase of 2006.

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