My darling dear came home last night and reported the following conversation with one of the guys at work:
Dude: I have to take a dump but I don't want to go here.
Darling: Why not? Nothing ever stopped you before. (Its an all male work place the full of fart flinging, finger pulling, and all that fun stuff. )
Dude: Man, somebody bought that John Wayne toilet paper.
Darling: John Wayne toilet paper? What the hell is that?
Dude: You know, John Wayne toilet paper- the kind that won't take shit off anybody.
Bwahhhh.
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