Tuesday, October 11, 2005

FYI

This is an important announcement for stupid clients everywhere: If you are going to kick in the door to your former girlfriend's apartment because you think she is in there- make sure you lock your phone so you don't accidentally call her while you are kicking in the door and record the sounds, including the sound of you opening the now kicked in door and walking into the apartment, on her voice mail.


Next, removing mail from the mailbox that is not addressed to you and throwing it away is a Federal Crime.

Finally, just in case you were confused: calling your former girlfriend and, after she tells you that she is recording the conversation, telling her you are going to make up lies about her and tell everyone is just plain dumb.

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